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"NIGHTFALL" To Feature Customer From Your Old Serving Job You Forgot To Deliver Extra Ranch To
TUCSON- "NIGHTFALL at Old Tucson" a local October/Halloween staple is back this year with "NIGHTFALL: REIGN OF TERROR": 20+ acres of...


City of Tucson Demolishes Yoga Studio For Refusal To Use Mandated 'Papyrus' Font
City of Tucson Demolishes Yoga Studio For Refusal To Use 'Papyrus' Font


Sad Cowboy Goes on Dance-Strike Until “Yellowstone” Comes Back On The T.V.
TUCSON- Raylon Carver has hung up his hat and put away his dancing boots...for now that is. The long-standing "The Maverick: King of...


A Little Too Excited For Season: Wildcats Football Fan Actually Tries To Takes Bear Down
TUCSON- Brian Murry, a local bartender, was last reported seen by hikers 3 days ago on the Mt. Lemmon Peppersauce Canyon Trail after a...


Tucson Radio DJ Frustrated That Summer UFO Tour Includes Phoenix But Not Tucson
TUCSON- There has been a growing dissatisfaction from locals about Tucson's post-pandemic entertainment roster due largely in fact to...


Brilliant Mathematician Finally Cracks Tucson’s Traffic Light Code
Brilliant Scientist Solves Tucson Traffic Light Crisis TUCSON- Wilhelm Heinrich Fraktalbach is being dubbed Tucson's own Oppenheimer due...


Night At The Pima Air & Space Museum: Security Guard Traumatized After War Relics Come To Life
TUCSON- Frank Garcia, an aspiring inventor used to bouncing between several odd jobs, recently landed a part-time night security job at...


Indonesian Knife Fighter Very Upset Learning “Tucson Knife Fight” Is Actually Culinary Competion
TUCSON- Arjuna "BladeWhisper" Wiratama, a West Sumatra, Indonesia native and silat Minangkabau legend, has been staying with a cousin in...


Christopher Nolan Demanding All Dads Sign Affidavit Promising Not To Make ‘Dropping Own Bomb’ Jokes
Christopher Nolan Demands 'No Dad Jokes' Before Releasing Oppenheimer


Cobra Arcade Begins Using Actual Cobras To Help Security Close On Weekends
TUCSON, AZ - Cobra Arcade is a downtown party staple on the weekends and they are no strangers to the struggles of closing the bar in a...

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