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Your Parents Probably Banged At Hotel Congress
Your Parents Probably Banged at Hotel Congress TUCSON, AZ- Let's face it. Your parents probably made some long, dirty whoopee at Hotel...
Saying "At Least It's A Dry Heat" Still Makes You An Asshole.
My seatbelt just gave me third degree burns on my thenar web space. I didn't know what the name of the area between my thumb and index...
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Tucson Ghosts Are Beginning To Ask For Tips
TUCSON- With "Spooky Season" here, locals and tourists alike have been getting a head start on visiting Tucson's best haunted hotspots this year. However, many are reporting a shift in the experience that was never imaginable until now. Ghosts have been reportedly asking for 'tips' in the same style a barista would at any coffee shop in town. This has left many not only perplexed but also disappointed. Bob Gonzales has been living in Tucson his entire life and is an avid 'gho
McDonald's T-Rex Has Had Enough of This Tucson Heat Wave and Goes on Rampage
TUCSON- TERROR ON TANQUE VERDE RD! On Wednesday afternoon, the famous T-Rex that has been a Tucson staple at the McDonald's 6651 E Tanque...
Man Goes For Run In 112 Degree Weather Because That's How Much People Annoy Him
Man Goes For Run In 112 Degree Weather Because That's How Much People Annoy Him
Girl You Met On A Hike Doesn’t Actually Want To Hike With You Sometime
Oh, man! You blew it! It’s been 5 hours and she hasn’t texted you back! You were really making some changes in your life too, huh? A new...
Total Garbage Human Redeems Himself After Adopting Dog From PACC
TUCSON- Chet Renton of the eastside had an awakening recently. After years of being a complete garbage human being, he's finally found...
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