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My Wife Decided Not To Finance With Jim Click & Now Evil, Wacky Inflatable Tube Men Are Following Us
I won't give my real name, but you can call me Jack. A while back, my wife went to Jim Click to look at a Certified Pre-Owned Hyundai Santa Fe because we were looking for something more family-suitable. We have a young son and wanted to feel safer on the road. Go figure now we don't feel safe anywhere. My wife told me that after she test-drove the 2025 Hyundai Santa Fe in Twilight Black, she sat down with the salesman in the office and negotiated for the best price. It wasn'
Tucson Ghosts Are Beginning To Ask For Tips
TUCSON- With "Spooky Season" here, locals and tourists alike have been getting a head start on visiting Tucson's best haunted hotspots this year. However, many are reporting a shift in the experience that was never imaginable until now. Ghosts have been reportedly asking for 'tips' in the same style a barista would at any coffee shop in town. This has left many not only perplexed but also disappointed. Bob Gonzales has been living in Tucson his entire life and is an avid 'gho
Your Parents Probably Banged At Hotel Congress
Your Parents Probably Banged at Hotel Congress TUCSON, AZ- Let's face it. Your parents probably made some long, dirty whoopee at Hotel...
McDonald's T-Rex Has Had Enough of This Tucson Heat Wave and Goes on Rampage
TUCSON- TERROR ON TANQUE VERDE RD! On Wednesday afternoon, the famous T-Rex that has been a Tucson staple at the McDonald's 6651 E Tanque...
Man Goes For Run In 112 Degree Weather Because That's How Much People Annoy Him
Man Goes For Run In 112 Degree Weather Because That's How Much People Annoy Him
Golf N' Stuff Unveils "Gay Zoltar" In Suspected Cash Grab For Pride Month
TUCSON- Golf N' Stuff, the long-standing, iconic miniature golf and arcade staple has introduced an updated "Gay" version of Zoltar, the...
Girl You Met On A Hike Doesn’t Actually Want To Hike With You Sometime
Oh, man! You blew it! It’s been 5 hours and she hasn’t texted you back! You were really making some changes in your life too, huh? A new...
The “Bertos” Mexican Drive-Thru Clans Decide To Finally Unite Under One Banner
TUCSON- "One Bertos to rule them all, One Bertos to find them, One Bertos to bring them all, and in the desert bind them" reads an...
Affluent Tucson Family Devastated That Only Son Went To A Circle K Instead Of A Quiktrip
TUCSON, AZ- A local couple has expressed their outrage and disappointment after their son, William, made the grave mistake of stopping at...
Total Garbage Human Redeems Himself After Adopting Dog From PACC
TUCSON- Chet Renton of the eastside had an awakening recently. After years of being a complete garbage human being, he's finally found...
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