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Total Garbage Human Redeems Himself After Adopting Dog From PACC
TUCSON- Chet Renton of the eastside had an awakening recently. After years of being a complete garbage human being, he's finally found...

The Hut Replaces Iconic Tiki Head With Travis Kelce In Attempt To Lure Taylor Swift To Tucson
TUCSON- For the past few days, The Hut, an iconic 4th Avenue hotspot known for its beer garden and live music, has been under...

"NIGHTFALL" To Feature Customer From Your Old Serving Job You Forgot To Deliver Extra Ranch To
TUCSON- "NIGHTFALL at Old Tucson" a local October/Halloween staple is back this year with "NIGHTFALL: REIGN OF TERROR": 20+ acres of...

Night At The Pima Air & Space Museum: Security Guard Traumatized After War Relics Come To Life
TUCSON- Frank Garcia, an aspiring inventor used to bouncing between several odd jobs, recently landed a part-time night security job at...

McDonald's T-Rex Has Had Enough of This Tucson Heat Wave and Goes on Rampage
TUCSON- TERROR ON TANQUE VERDE RD! On Friday afternoon, the famous T-Rex that has been a Tucson staple at the McDonald's 6651 E Tanque...

Man Goes For Run In 112 Degree Weather Because That's How Much People Annoy Him
Man Goes For Run In 112 Degree Weather Because That's How Much People Annoy Him

Cobra Arcade Begins Using Actual Cobras To Help Security Close On Weekends
TUCSON, AZ - Cobra Arcade is a downtown party staple on the weekends and they are no strangers to the struggles of closing the bar in a...

Eegee’s Unveils New Flavor Of The Month: “RECESSION OBSESSION”
TUCSON, AZ- Eegee’s, the Tucson staple submarine sandwich and frozen drink establishment unveils the new Flavor of the Month: “Recession...

Man Realizes That Stone He Purchased At Gem Show Is Haunted And Demands To Be Returned to Norwa
TUCSON, AZ- Jeremy Kepp got more than he bargained for when he bought a labradorite stone from one of the many, many worldwide vendors at...


Man Realizes He Can Eat For Free Every Day By Saying He's a Food Blogger
TUCSON, AZ- Chet Karrington reminisces on his recent trials and tribulations before pushing his (mostly) devoured plate of goat cheese...

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